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Blue from West Oz - On Liberty in the US

Part 14 of Paul "Blue" Hartridge's travels throughout the US visiting boatsailors and other folks of equally questionable character.

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The Guys (and Gals) say So Long to Blue

Ralph Luther: Blue, my friend, Shipmate let me add to the list that I was truely glad to have had the priviledge of having you here twice during your American Tour. Stay well and keep us posted on what your doing. Don't be to surprised if Sharon and I don't show up on your door step one day.

Steamboat: Hey, Blue Guy. What can I say. Your visit was really special. You know I hated to say goodby yesterday. All the best to you in your endevors back in Oz. You have made your Country and especially the RAN proud. Please keep in touch when you can. Zero Bubble, Mate! Steamboat sends

Steve Christenson: Hey Blue Your journey across our country became something very special to me. Thanks for including Minnesota in your list of places to visit. It was a pleasure to have you here. Even if you did make it snow. Hope your feet heal well enough to dance with Lisa. Think I'm probably older that AtoZ so don't worry about the intro. Have a safe journey home. Fair winds and following seas.

Corabelle: I know that you've really been busy and have met many more people since you were with us - added to the ones that you met before you were in Rapid - and also that you've probably been getting private e-mails from all of us - but - I want to say that our lives are much richer since we met you, and hope that Elmer and I added just a little to your "Tour of the U.S.A." We will always remember you, and hope that we can meet again someday. Thank you for diverting to the "Outback," and please don't forget us. I saw Josh two weeks ago when we all went to Custer for his dad's 65th birthday celebration. The little stinker has not responded to my e-mails or messages left on his answering machine, and I hadn't seen him since you were here. You'd think an almost-twenty-nine-year-old bachelor would have just a little time to contact his grandmother!! Wouldn't you? He did say that he's following your journey, though. Also wanted to say that you looked particularly handsome in your Confederate uniform yesterday. Thank you for honoring the Hunley crew. Have a safe journey home and enjoy London. I imagine that you will be happey to see your little ones. Corabelle

John Hintz (John396): Thanks Blue for your visit, You made a lot of old bubbleheads come alive, and brought quite a few together. Maybe next time you come to Kaleefornia we can get an audience with Arnold. Have a great time in England. John396

Ron Mitchell: Well Mate, it looks like it is time to leave out country. You may physically leave but be assured you will not leave our hearts and minds. I, like all the others, really enjoyed your visit and wish it could have been longer. BTW. Carol and I went on a mystery trip by bus Friday and Saturday. First place we stopped was at the Harley Davidson plant in Wauwatosa where we visited when you were here. This time we actually got to do the tour. In the gift shop was the cute little blonde clerk person. I asked her if she remembered your visit. She did and asked where you were, etc. I explained some of it to her and she was happy to hear you are well and enjoying your trip. That is another reason to consider Wisconsin on another trip to the US. Thanks again Blue for being our friend. I do consider you both a friend and shipmate and it is indeed a pleasure for both. Best wishes to you. Sincerely, Ron & Carol Mitchell

Doc Gardner: Blue: Like all the rest I have been following your travels and escapades. God Speed shipmate. There will be a package making its way to Australia for you this weekend. I hope it arrives in good shape. I've never mailed anything into the future before. It was our pleasure to have you come visit us. Now, don't be a stranger. You know where the key is. Doc Gardner

John Bay: My friend, you brought a bit of sunshine into a cold and gloomy Maine on that weekend you were here. I am sure I speak for Tom, Tommy and Sandra when I say that it was a wonderful weekend we spent with you! (The Chinese Restaurant held its going out of business sale this past weekend!) I only hope that someday we can get together and you can introduce Heather to a roo! Godspeed, friend!

Walt Magnavice: Hey Blue .. It was a real treat pardner.. I wish you only the best in your future endevours..I hope your boat stays the course and that you always have fair Seas and following breezes..Ohhhh don't forget the SPAM... Be Well Smiley

Ralph Luther: Blue, I've said it many times before and I'm beginning to sound like a broken record. It has been great meeting you and hopefully we'll do it again someday this side of the grass. Stay well, Mate and hang in there.

Paul Roggemann: Blue...really enjoyed having you here in the US of A. Take care, smooth sailing. PaulR

Vic: Blue, so sorry I did'nt have the pleasure to meet you, but have enjoyed your escapades thru all the postings. Safe home and God Speed!!!

John Patterson: Blue, It was a pleasure to meet you. We all enjoyed your company. Please visit again. Or maybe if we hit the Lottery we will come and vist you and yours. John, Juli, John C. and Robert Patterson

John Clear: Blue, The pleasure, (as I'm sure all would say), was all ours! You have been the catalyst that has helped bring together our far flung submarine community. Some of us already having known each other, some not. Your travels with, and through us all, were shared by thousands - for this we are all grateful to YOU!!! May you also find the answers and peace of mind that you so richly deserve - God speed!

Steve Atkatz: Blue, all I can do is second all the other favorable comments made about you as a submarEEner, gentleman, person in general and as a houseguest. It has been truly a pleasure to have you here and spend some time showing you the big city. Fair winds and following seas.

Ed: Everyday I looked forward to your travelogue Message: Everyday when I was having my morning cup of coffee, I looked forward to reading the latest entry and pictures in Blue's Travelogue. I have enjoyed following your travels. Please send some updates for the rest of your journey.

Hairball: You will make the history books mate! As they say, 'what goes around comes around,' so you had to be one hell of a cool guy for all of this to happen. It Also says one hell of a lot about American bubbleheads, you got to meet, live-with and get pissed with a great bunch of guys. Are you going to meet any Brit submariners while there? Love to see you pub-crawling in Portsmouth! God bless mate! Hairball

Steamboat: OK, Paul. Take it easy guy. I'll let ya know the next time we dig up another Confederate submarine so we can march at the head of the line next time. And I will break in those brogans for ya, too. You are leaving a big hole on the BBS when you leave, so check in as often as you can and let us know how you are doing. Maybe we should have a big huge Bash about 5 years from now of all the FOB's (friends of Blue)? "May the wind be in your back and the road rise up to meet you" Steamboat sends

Larry Smith: Happy Sails to you. I enjoyed following your adventures. Larry

Ed Walker: Here's a second to all the other messages and a hope that we will see you next year in West Oz. I also hope that you might do a couple of Fosters in Freo with my son if you two hook it up.

Glenn/Erik: Paul, I surely enjoyed your stay at mine place. Please wear those shirts with pride. Like I said, don't be surprised if I knock on your door in a year or two. I have even checked. A flight to my brother's house in LA. To Hawaii for a week. And then on to the land of Oz. for a week. Then back to Hawaii. Then home. You actually showed me a good time and got John Paterson and I together. Thanks for being you, Glenn

Doc Gardner: Blue: Safe journey shipmate; enjoy your stay in England and if you see anyone up there in the Lakes District that looks like me it's just a coincidence. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Thanks for bringing a lot of happiness to a very long Michigan winter. If I didn't do anything else that day I checked to see what you were up to and who you were staying with. I'm glad I was part of the intinerary. I'll let Heather and Amy know that you'll be back. LOL Doc & Pat Gardner

Dave Gordon: Glad you enjoyed yourself. Sorry we didn't get a chance to meet, but I too am impressed with the folks on the BBS. One guy let me stay at his house during the Olympics--and we met only in writting on this BBS! It's amazing how this nasty little machine known as a computer, is turning out to be a cool little communication devicee after all. I am no longer using mine for a door stop. Enjoy England. Dave Gordon Olympia, WA

Jim 'Red' Lawton: Blue it was a pleasure having you at my house for the one night. Now the only thing I wonder is will your mates back in WA know what RonJon's is? I hope you tell all in WA that we are not a bad lot over here in this country. Jim Lawton

Ron Gorence: Just a note of warning Blue, Don't say anything about their accent in England, they're super sensitive. Smooth sailing from San Diego, RonG, etc.

Ron Martini: Your are wrong mate! The pleasure was ours. You gave a measure of sea lore that we seldom get a wind of. I'm sure you will be talked about a lot. I hope you haven't left too many broken hearts along the way. Tell the Brit's hello from the "rebel." Thanks..

Bob Spide: Have a safe and enjoyable continuation of your journey, Blue. Wish you had came here to Mississippi where I could have had the pleasure to down a half- pint of the dark with you. Perhaps if they can build a bridge across the pond, McPherson or AtoZ will drive me across to Oz for a visit! Best regards and enjoy, Shipmate, "Spider"

Flapper: Not a moment to soon, Blue! Now perhaps winter is FINALLY will be over for many of your U.S. hosts! Tales will told for years, I suppose, about the 'Blue's coming? No blue skies!' effect of your travels. It was great to be one of the hosts you went out of your way to visit. We hope to make it down your way sometime. Bob and Soni Tucson

Dex: Farewell, To Blue.....Great Fellow and a Joy to be Around The man is the consumate houseguest. Never asks for anything...graciously accepts whatever is offered...eats damn near everything (definitly not a picky or finnicky eater.....The gentleman would smile while eating a damn tractor tire and tell you how good it was when he finished. Every homemaker this side of the Rio Grande would love to have a houseguest as accepting as Blue.) Unfortunately those gals out there that had Blue as a houseguest will start nagging their husbands to be like Blue...."Why can't you eat dehydrated ardvaark nuts? Blue would eat them." Why can't you make the bed like Blue does. Blue always puts the toilet seat back down. Blue folds his napkin and places it nest to his plate...Blue waits for the lady-of-the-house to be seated before he starts shoveling food in his face.....Blue offers the best part of the newspaper to his host and hostess." My fear is that Blue may have accended to Heaven directly and missed Austrailia on the return trip. He left a few things at our place...250 pounds of of Croc hides....a stuffed Kowala bear with ruby eyes....a silk pillow that reads Frozen Fanny's House of Sexual Delight, Carabou, Maine and a kimono that reads PRIVATE PROPERTY OF CHIEF CLEAR AND HIS TRAVELLING ANIMAL ACT....a well worn book entitled Kama Sutra tricks to use having relations with barn owls..... DOOR TO DOOR GYNECOLOGY and Harley Repair......Sheet music to WALTZING MATILDA with the lyrics in Hindustani.....Two and a half tons of high explosive...a saxephone with periscope handles and a a rubber eyepiece. An autographed picture of Jon Krup cooking possum frikacee...or frigging chickasee? Blue said that Bill Kreyher was really uglier in person than he thought it was humanly possible to be...that John Wynn tried to feed him some (quote) dead thing that fell out of a tree, had wings and three inch teeth and a four foot tongue. He said that most of the folks in Maine desperately need a good underarm deoderant and should be cautioned to not only scrub their teeth but also to gargle with Johnson's NO-ROACH. Ralph Luther explained how unique Blue was, in that he was the first Austrailian from West OZ who didn't pee in potted plants and blow his nose on the Damask curtains. We will miss Blue when we all get over the Athletes Foot he left us and make up the money he wangled out of our piggy banks. Ralph...are you absolutely sure the sonuvabitch got on the plane? Did you help them load his damn crate on the Bangledesh Air Cargo plane? Are you sure the bastard had enough to eat and drink before they nailed the lid on? I hope so...I'd hate to go see a Mel Gibson movie called THE EXPIRATION OF BLUE. We love you Blue, DEX

Dex: Sir, It was an Absolute Unreserved Pleasure! You are welcome any time you can put a hand on our door knocker. You are the easiest guest anyone ever had...Hell, Ten seconds after anyone meets you, you're family....simply a pleasure to be around. You've leased a permanent place in my little Norwegian's heart and she damn near wears that hat....that Aussie boatsailor's hat... to bed every night. The honor of meeting you and getting to know you was all ours and I know I speak for all the people you have honored with your presence. It was also nice to find out that POD wasn't pronounced Pee-Oh-Dee but Pod like "Peas in a pod". The next time you stop by Langtrees for a "wink and a dink" please give the charming ladies my best and tell them when I visit their website I have to use jumper cables to get my heart restarted. Just refer to me as the President of their North American Fan Club. Blue...Hurry back and we'll toss another dead rat on the barbie and ice down the Fosters........Oh yes...When can we tell all the young ladies around here, that it's safe to take off their titanium combination lock panties? DEX

Ralph Luther: Dex, I don't really know if Blue will make that plane or not. When he left Charleston he was in Steamboats care and begging Steamboat to let him drive. Blue seemed to be in a hurry to get to New Yawk City because his eyes were glowing at the 0500 wake up call and he was breathing mighty heavy. Steamboat told him if he didn't simmer down some a start behaving he would put one of his horse briddles on him and lash him to the bed of his pickup truck. After they left my hacienda I looked around to see what they may have left behind. Blue slept in the room where I have this contraption of a computer. I felt the keyboard and monitor and damned if they didn't have the heat radiating off of them like a just shut down Fairbanks-Mores. That boy must have been firing off some hot emails to someone somewhere. When I folded the futon he slept on I found six pairs of skives pushed in the corner. I think that boy might be running around with no drawers on. That might be a Aussie thing I really don't know. So, if he don't catch that plane he might have another destination in mind. He said AtoZ can't see to well so he might try and give him the slip at the airport. We should of had Doc Gardner, Torskdoc or Doc Beegly fit him with one of those tracking collars. He's a crafty Dude. Bein real sweet to them lady folks and all. Blue, if you double back this away I've still got some of that Guiness here you left. If I have another one today I'm liable to tie up this web site all night. Later guys. 

Dex: He might be out rounding up stray kittens..... He told us that they eat them in Western Australia....dip them in batter and fry em. He told us that they'll be showing up on the OUTBACK STEAK HOUSE menu shortly according to market research he's been connected with during his visit......and that Langtrees is looking into the concept of OUTBACK HOOKERS who make housecalls and have a slogan that goes..."Throw another chick on the Serta".......Right now, Blue is probably out rounding up kittens. He said they're not as good as fillet of Koala but close enough for non-Matilda Waltzers. Old straight dope DEX

Blue: Dex, your style of writing never ceases to amaze me. Thanks for your kind and funny words! You guys ( everyone ) are the best! Blue *_*

 

Next Stop: England

So long Blue... and thanks for the gift of friendship to all of us.  You made more than two months go by in a blur and left nothing but joy in your wake. I can't tell you how much fun it has been putting this travelogue together, looking forward to the next "update" post or email, and seeing the good-natured pinging that followed.  But if I had to tell someone what kind of guy you are, I'd tell 'em how proud you were when you showed us here in Seattle your little photo album with your kids in it - and how I noticed that in many of the photos you sent me throughout your trip, you were doing the very same thing with another bunch of Yanks - that kind of says it all.  I'd go to sea with ya' anyday Blue!

See ya down the road shipmate!  Now what's the holdup on the first English Leg update!!!????

-- Don

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