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dex armstrong

Posted 2009-08-09 11:40 AM (#29557)

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Subject: For Corabelle, re: Peach Squeezin'

Mary Beth aka "Peaches" is extremely squeezable....however, inappropriate squeezing involving sensitive or off-limits anatomical parts or appendages can result in a total and absolute seperation of a number of teeth, the closing of eyes and busting of nasal cartiledge (sp?). It would be like poking giggly Pillsbury Popp'in Fresh and having him instantly turn into a hybrid Joe Frazier/Mike Tyson who would slap your block two years into the future. Corabelle you have to get a signed and fully notarized permission slip from her highness to squeeze her. DEX

Corabelle

Posted 2009-08-10 6:57 PM (#29591 - in reply to #29557)

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Subject: RE: For Corabelle, re: Peach Squeezin'

Do you have the permission slip?

Or...do sailors never kiss and tell?

Cora

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Posted 2009-08-10 8:32 PM (#29594 - in reply to #29591)

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Subject: RE: For Corabelle, re: Peach Squeezin'

Cora, you beat me to the punch!!! Everything must be just "peachy-keen"!!!

dex armstrong

Posted 2009-08-11 5:55 AM (#29605 - in reply to #29557)

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Subject: RE: For Corabelle, re: Peach Squeezin'

Yes, Corabelle, I contacted the Naval Bureau of Inter-Gender Acceptable Behavior and applied for a form NAV-31-C-12...AUTHORIZATION TO FONDLE...I was granted a "limited access" cross politization authorization chit. Basically it authorizes everything except popping open blouse buttons, unfastening bra hooks or activity byond the elastic waistbands of panties. It is like someone giving you a permit to press your nose up againsta candy store window, but you aren't allowed to go in the door. Can't do a helluvalot of peach squeezing when you can't access the sqeezable stuff. Just hand me the keys to the dohouse and I'll just let myself in. DEX

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