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At random: Modern nuclear submarines can travel faster submerged than they can on the surface. They can fully submerge in less than a minute.
CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)
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Don Gentry
Posted 2009-03-25 1:23 AM (#25329)


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Subject: CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)

Ugly target off the port beam, stand by for firing solution.  Open outer doors.... hell, open saloon doors for that matter... we need a clean shot on this bogey... er booger... er west coast tramp!



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Ralph Luther
Posted 2009-03-25 1:32 AM (#25330 - in reply to #25329)
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Location: Summerville, SC
Subject: RE: CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)

Does that mean he's back in your neighborhood again? Olgoat must be heart broken now with an empty house.
Sewer Pipe Snipe
Posted 2009-03-25 2:04 AM (#25331 - in reply to #25329)
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Subject: RE: CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)

Heck I thought it would be a real ugly alert. I thought Doc had decended on you dragging his new HOG with him. The Scottie answered the phone and said he had left on his new friend, and hadn't returned yet. She pointed out that if he thought slipping on ice was bad, that new love of his has a suprise in store for him.
Ric
Posted 2009-03-25 8:17 AM (#25332 - in reply to #25329)


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Subject: RE: CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)

Well, we know it wasn't your rubber lips that put those lipstick marks on my cheek. (God, they would have been HUGE) I got those the first 30 seconds Ms Bumps arrived at the bar. Don't you wish you'd gotten some too?
Ralph Luther
Posted 2009-03-25 8:41 AM (#25334 - in reply to #25332)
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Subject: RE: CAUTION - UGLY ALERT!!!! (whoop, whoop, whoop...)

LIP STICK??????????? You sure that isn't varicose veins?
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