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Great Sage of the Sea
Posts: 557
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Bush Presidential Library
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> Dear Fellow Constituent:
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> The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
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> accepting donations.
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> The Library will include:
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> 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
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> 2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember
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> 3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to
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> 4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
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> 5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
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> 6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to
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> find.
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> 7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
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> 8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
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> 9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
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> 10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make
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> you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
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> 11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
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> with shooting gallery.
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> 12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
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> 13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
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> 14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
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> Republican Senators.
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> 15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
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> board, dice, coins, and straws.
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> Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate
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> and view the President's accomplishments.
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> The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
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> 1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
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> 2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
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> 3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother
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> and child.'
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> 4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription
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> drugs and medicine.'
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> 5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
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> democracy - but that could change.'
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> 6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
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> that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
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> 7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'
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> 8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
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> in the future.'
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> 9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.'
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> 10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the
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> world..'
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> 11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
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> fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)
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> 12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
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> having it.'
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> 13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
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> 14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
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> impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
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> 15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W. Bush
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> to Sam Donaldson
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> PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
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Old Salt
Posts: 438
Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
Pretty stuoid post. |
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Mess cooking
Posts: 24
Location: Grove, Oklahoma | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
What has this to do with submarines? If I want to read left wing bullcrap I'll go to the Democratic national website! |
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Great Sage of the Sea
Posts: 557
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What has a lot of the other posts on this BBS have to do with submarines? You aren't required tro read my posts, so the next time you see a post by me, just pass it by. Too bad, that you can't take a joke. |
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Great Sage of the Sea
Posts: 557
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If you are going to post on here, you should learn how to spell. |
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Old Salt
Posts: 438
Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
Gil Shaddock - 2009-01-21 8:06 PM
If you are going to post on here, you should learn how to spell.
Fat fingers on the Blackberry.
Anyway, pretty stupid post. |
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Senior Crew
Posts: 173
Location: Humboldt,Mi | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
One should always proofread before posting to make sure he hasn't mispelt anything or any words out. |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1606
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Gil, I for one thought your post was funny and enjoyed it. Gil |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 2561
Location: Rapid City, SD | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
I thought it was funny.
Many things posted have little to do with submarines.
Cora |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2357
| Subject: I too have a sense of humour....
...and saw it for what it was, cheers.
I was however mistaken by the title, I started to get excited....
Blue *_* |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1796
Location: Albany, GA. | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
Being a Bubblehead, I have got to ask. Was it Laura, or the twins that got you excited? PING! Adjusting sonar to ranging. Hows the love life down under? |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2357
| Subject: disregard this entry
Edited by Blue from West Oz 2009-01-22 2:35 AM
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3673
Location: Kansas City Missouri | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library
I believe feel that Gil faithfully successfully accomplished his attempt at non submarine related humor faithfully. |
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Senior Crew
Posts: 192
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heh heh heh...pretty tongue in cheek there Gil, but reading the follow-up posts proved my point to myself, not to post too much here, as the funny bone isn't connected to many headbones 'round chere in many cases...everything posted by a bubblehead is sub related in my opinion, it's a qualified man's opinion, thought, attempt at humor or just plain bait trying to get a mullet to hit a number #5 dry fly...so pardner you just keep 'em comin', I'll keep read and chuckling,
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Plankowner
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Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map. | Subject: RE: disregard this entry
OK, disregarded... |
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