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John396

Posted 2009-01-03 9:55 AM (#23132)

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Subject: Breaking news--Jeff Gordon fires pit crew

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew...

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale, Jr. for 10 cases of Bud and a bag of weed.

Runner485

Posted 2009-01-03 4:19 PM (#23140 - in reply to #23132)

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Subject: RE: Breaking news--Jeff Gordon fires pit crew

Most outstanding & excellent~

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