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At random: “What wordy praise can one give such men as these; men who … follow unhesitatingly when in the vicinity of minefields so long as there is the possibility of targets … Men who flinch not with the fathometer ticking off two fathoms beneath the keel … Men who will fight to the last bullet and then start throwing the empty shell cases. These are submariners.” - Eugene Fluckey in his final war patrol report aboard USS Barb

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GaryKC

Posted 2018-03-22 2:06 PM (#87959)

COMSUBBBS

Posts: 3670

Location: Kansas City Missouri

Subject: Cowboy in a bar

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas and orders three beers. He then sits at the bar, drinking a sip out of each glass in turn.

This goes on for a few weeks until the bartender says, "You know, beer goes flat after pouring - why don't you just buy them one at a time?"

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers: one is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When they left our home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So, I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way, but one day, he comes in and only orders two beers. The room falls silent, but eventually the bartender says, "Look, I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks puzzled for a moment, but then he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "I've given up drinking."

Next door to the bar,

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Edited by GaryKC 2018-03-22 2:19 PM

Holland Club

Posted 2018-03-22 9:08 PM (#87960 - in reply to #87959)

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Posts: 2490

Location: East Coast of Wisconsin

Subject: RE: Cowboy in a bar

Duly forwarded. Thanks.

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